BREAKING NEWS - Emergency Situation Unfolding

29 people are stuck, above ground without food or water living in poverty and are likely to die if they are not reached within the next four days.  There is hope that they can be rescued and the international community is currently considering mounting a rescue operation in a series of meetings.  Estimates of the cost to save them range between one and two hundred AUD and the victims are hopeful that the international community will provide the necessary help to reach them in time.  There will be no need for remote controlled robots to be flown from the USA or Australia nor is there a need for specialist equipment or relief wells to be drilled to provide access to them.  The international media is currently not flocking to the area, nor are they trying to put pressure on governments to help the desperate victims in this unfortunate situation.